Meh

Why does one bother...

Frack this!

Not getting paid for the work im doing and ive locked my keys in my car. Could this get any better... oh yeah, its starting to rain. Woo!

So today Id like to go over the existance of other lifes in the galaxy let alone the universe.

Now this isnt a bash on any religions, churches or mainstream sciences. This is just me sitting here with nothing better on my mind.

To start off with dear reader you have to realise the countless theories there are for life in the universe. In fact the idea of a single complete theory that every one completely believes in and follows, is impossible.most exspecially the more complex the theory is... but thats a topic for another day.

Primarily I will cover three basic ideas and their possibilities.

1. The idea that life let alone intelegint life is random.

This idea is that the planet needs all the right conditions to form life. This is the most logical but only from the perspective of our situation. Since we have officially met E.T. the only form of life we can base our ideas on is ours. Thus the planet would need water oxygen the right wheather, even down to the possition and location of the planet to its sun. This idea dasically lowers the possible life forms in the universe.

2. The idea that life sprouts up any where.

This idea is abit more on the science fiction side since very little facts back it up. The idea is that wether the planet is filled with toxic gas covered in dangerous storms or is practically a dessert, that life can still form. Now this idea isnt so hard to believe if you think about it. If life can live in the most harshest parts of our world who says it can live on the harshest of planets. Even evolving in ways were it wouldnt need water and insted substitutes it with some thing else.

3. The idea that an alien body drought life here.

This theory isnt realy about E.T. aliens as much as its about astaroids or comets. These thing could simply pass a planet or even colide into one depositing the things needed for life. This idea is also logical in away. All you would need is a planet to form a fairly basic life form. Then have that chunk of the planet fly off into space.to crash upon another were that life form can finaly evolve. This idea yet again limits life in the universe but bring a more chaotic idea to the universe.

Now as ive stated these are only three ideas, there a thousands more versions of these and ciuntless many more I havent talked about but hey maybe some day ill come back to this subject.

- Joe Cool

Live long and dont play with your food you idiot.

TFW

Rock

Directions:
Insert towards face and have a nice day.

- Joe Cool

Holy carp

My first blog! Woo! Ok time to get to business.

I had a thought earlier today while on my way to work and I was just wondering. Why do people with fancy cool arse cars drive like their an 80 year old women?
(no offence to any 80 year old women)

Im just saying if youre going to spend the extra pocket change for this epic speed demon of a car why cant you drive it?

Now some of you are like 'well they dont want to damage it.' No! Thats a stupid answer. You spent a butt load of money one this epic piece of metal and you cant drive it? Then you shouldnt buy it you waste of humanity.

The next idea to come up is they dont want to brake any laws. Ok ill give you that but why are these people driving 10 miles under the speed limit? No law there being broken but my law of a waste of space.

I dont know, if your ganna buy a fancy car born of hell its self and your just ganna bubble wrap it then you need to be hit with a rock.

Thank you. Im out.

- Joe Cool

And remeber kids dont chew on glass with out adult supervision.