Holy carp

My first blog! Woo! Ok time to get to business.

I had a thought earlier today while on my way to work and I was just wondering. Why do people with fancy cool arse cars drive like their an 80 year old women?
(no offence to any 80 year old women)

Im just saying if youre going to spend the extra pocket change for this epic speed demon of a car why cant you drive it?

Now some of you are like 'well they dont want to damage it.' No! Thats a stupid answer. You spent a butt load of money one this epic piece of metal and you cant drive it? Then you shouldnt buy it you waste of humanity.

The next idea to come up is they dont want to brake any laws. Ok ill give you that but why are these people driving 10 miles under the speed limit? No law there being broken but my law of a waste of space.

I dont know, if your ganna buy a fancy car born of hell its self and your just ganna bubble wrap it then you need to be hit with a rock.

Thank you. Im out.

- Joe Cool

And remeber kids dont chew on glass with out adult supervision.